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Parody of the Eagle’s Desperado featuring Hillary Clinton.

Performed by: Dave Wildman
Lyrics: Dave Wildman
Editing: Steve Garfield

Lyrics:
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
You’ve been out losing races for so long now
Oh, you’re a hard one
I know that you’ve got your reasons
But I wish you would keep them
To yourself and just step down

Well you tried to play the race card
But you’re not the hating kind
And that plagiarism line just never worked
Now it seems you got some delegates
And you’ll use them if you’re able
But it only makes you look like a jerk

Desperado, oh, you ain’t getting no younger
Your pain and your hunger, and vanity drives you now
And winning, oh winning, well that’s just some people talking
Cause losing is all that you are ever gonna know

Don’t your cheeks get sore from grinning all the time
And the people crowd around the other guy
And it’s hard to see just why you don’t go away
You’re stooping to the lowest lows
And you can’t seem to keep your big mouth closed these days

Desperado, why don’t you see what you’re doing?
The road to your ruin is the only path you’ve got
You may be losing, but there’s always tomorrow
You can save all that sorrow, for your Oprah guest spot

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Audio:
CBN.com, CBS on AOL

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