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Parody of the Eagle’s Desperado featuring Hillary Clinton.
Performed by: Dave Wildman
Lyrics: Dave Wildman
Editing: Steve Garfield
Lyrics:
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
You’ve been out losing races for so long now
Oh, you’re a hard one
I know that you’ve got your reasons
But I wish you would keep them
To yourself and just step down
Well you tried to play the race card
But you’re not the hating kind
And that plagiarism line just never worked
Now it seems you got some delegates
And you’ll use them if you’re able
But it only makes you look like a jerk
Desperado, oh, you ain’t getting no younger
Your pain and your hunger, and vanity drives you now
And winning, oh winning, well that’s just some people talking
Cause losing is all that you are ever gonna know
Don’t your cheeks get sore from grinning all the time
And the people crowd around the other guy
And it’s hard to see just why you don’t go away
You’re stooping to the lowest lows
And you can’t seem to keep your big mouth closed these days
Desperado, why don’t you see what you’re doing?
The road to your ruin is the only path you’ve got
You may be losing, but there’s always tomorrow
You can save all that sorrow, for your Oprah guest spot
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Join Phil Johnson as he remembers the losers of the United States 2008 Presidential Primary.
Candidate Photos: CNN/Getty Images Election Center 2008, Who’s Out.
3rd Grader Photo: 3rd grade nov 1988 by Russell Bernice. CC BY
Kucinich Debate Footage: MSNBC.
Duncan Hunter footage: Duncan Hunter Will Not Quit by Steve Garfield
Jeri Thompson Photo: Jeri and Sammy by freddthompson cc-by-sa-2.0
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Behind the Scenes:
Watch our archived live stream of the recording of this episode: Part 1, Part 2.
Kucinich causes House floor fuss in announcing Bush impeachment drive:
Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich caused a stink on the House of Representatives floor this morning during a speech where he announced he’ll introduce articles of impeachment against President Bush on Monday, Jan. 28, the day Bush delivers his State of the Union speech.“We already know the State of the Union,” Kucinich says in his speech. “It’s a lie.”
Republicans objected to Kucinich’s statements, and the Cleveland congressman returned to the floor a few minutes later to withdraw his “offending words.”
The Center for Public Integrity: False Pretenses.
The Too Many Candidate Blues
Woke up this mornin’
I turned on the tube
Saw 10 white guys in black suits
All lookin’ like rich boobs
I got the too many candidate blues
They said they was runnin’
To be our president
There’s so many I’m hopin’
Some’ll give up for lent
I got the too many candidate blues
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Hey, welcome back to Cup O Politics. In our continuing effort to present all points of view today we look at the presidential campaign through the eyes of Phil Johnson’s cats. Take a look. [ PG-13 TV-PG Language ]
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This week the Writers Guild of America went on strike, shutting down TV and production. But do you know who else is affected by the strike? Presidential candidates. Don’t believe me? Who do you think writes all of that witty candidate dialogue? That’s right – guild writers. It’s already having an adverse effect on the campaign. Let’s take a look.
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Join Phil Johnson as he takes a look at the presidential candidates and how much money they have raised so far. Note: This video was recorded prior to Ron Paul’s announcement that he had raised $4.3 million in 24 hours through the web. Amazing! This is a pilot episode with more to come, please leave comments.

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