Hey, welcome back to Cup O Politics. In our continuing effort to present all points of view today we look at the presidential campaign through the eyes of Phil Johnson’s cats. Take a look. [ PG-13 TV-PG Language ]
CUT TO A SHOT OF CAT #1.
So, what do you think of Hillary’s proposed overhaul of the health care system?
Shut up or I’ll cut YOUR balls off.
CUT TO A SHOT OF A CAT OF PHIL AND A CAT WATCHING TV
Fine, you win, we’ll watch the debate. But then I get to watch SpongeBob.
CUT TO A SHOT OF CAT #2.
Can Rudolph Giuliani be elected as a pro-choice Republican?
That cheap kitty litter you buy is chafing my ass.
Which candidate do you think has the best plan for ending the war in Iraq?
I think Barack Obama’s plan for a “diplomacy surge” is clearly the best plan. Now excuse me so I can lick myself.
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